April 18, 2012: Confessions of a Frequent Flyer
An ordinary day for me these days includes airport security, consolidation of three bags to two, A-List boarding passes, and free drink coupons with complimentary peanuts. Ding, ding, ding…you guessed it. I spend a lot of time at the airport. And I am proud to say that I have become a seasoned traveler. George Clooney’s character in “Up in the Air” has nothing on me. I know the tricks on how to whiz through TSA checks. K nowing which security lines to avoid (kids and elderly…avoid at all cost...sorry) has been key to my systemic approach, as well as removing my shoes and computer in the perfect sequence to expedite my path out of the security area. No doubt those following me through the bowels of TSA admire my efficiencies. Today I drove to the airport at noon to catch a 1:15 flight to Denver. By my rough estimation, I have flown this particular flight no less tha...